So the latest bit of technology wank has arrived. The iPad. Basically a giant iPhone but one that you don’t have to squint at to see what the fuck you’re doing. I must use a famous phrase from the internets here and say “I see wut u did thr!” at the name. Obviously going along the lines of the note *book* they went for the note *pad*. Or maxi *pad* what the fuck do I know.
From my careful examinations, and by this I mean I have watched the one video and read a little bit on the apple website, I conclude that while this is all very fancy and has the tech lovers unable to see their computer screens after its unveiling for all the spunk, I think is just a novelty thing. I mean its like if you put tassels on the end of your cock and a party blower up your arse it doesn’t make it more functional just because it looks pretty. I can see this whole touch screen thing getting old very fast a bit like what happened with the Wii. Sometimes you just want the result without any of the fancy moving about. You just want to press a button.
Word around the campfire is that it’s not about the iPad itself but about the apps. There will inevitably be one where you use your cock to strategically cum over an apple logo which is pretty much what it’s all about. In the future these things will eventually get bigger and bigger until they’re about the size of a door. Then the app would be you would have to rub yourself up and down a life sized Steve Jobs.
Though this is coming from someone who’s phone is still pretty much a brick and who’s music player is still… pretty much a brick and a Zen, cause to be honest they’re better than iPods (yeah suck on that). If I had an iPhone I don’t think I would use it anymore than my current phone which is a Sony something or other that has a million things on it that I don’t use. It also gets frequently tossed about and abused and I like that about it. I like that I could probably run a bulldozer over it and it would still work. Not to mention that the only thing I do use my phone for is texting Metal Gear Awesome quotes to my best friend Sam-Chan and playing tetris.
I guess what I’m trying to say is though I will slate the iPad for its novelty-ness and pointless tarting up of things that need as much tarting as an apple tart I will probably go to sleep tonight and wake up a pool of my own wetness having dreamt about how undeniably awesome it is.
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